Americana, it ain't.

cute

Nice soul patch ya got there... Nice shovel, too. I just got a new shovel yesterday - it's one of those 25" pusher shovels. It comes in handy for those light snowfalls, when there's not enough snow to fire up the big snow-thrower. I've got an 8HP with electric start. That baby does a great job throwing the snow. It's all tuned up and ready. I use clear gas in it - it doesn't have any ethanol. Ethanol will erode the fuel lines. And I put a little shot of Sta-bil in the gas, since it sometimes sits for weeks at a time. And - hey, what's that thing on your chin?

Hmmmmm...that shovel looks a little dented. You didn't really use it, did you??!??

Homer, you look lie a one of those dudes from the hooterite colony

oops! Mason needs spell check