January 12, 2005

Procedure

I'm finally of the age and condition where in 3 hours I'll be going in for my procedure. As if the procedure itself weren't bad enough, you must prepare for it by abstaining from all food for the entire day before. And just in case that STILL isn't bad enough, you must drink an extremely potent beverage not only the evening before, but also the morning of.

I can't wait until it's over. And then I want pork chops.

Posted by Michael at January 12, 2005 09:01 AM
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and pork chops you shall have.

Posted by: liz at January 12, 2005 09:02 AM

And fried dumplings from The Great Wall.

Posted by: Michael at January 12, 2005 09:04 AM

I can sympathize with you, my man.... after the very potient drink, I remember not one, but two Fleets. Then, at the proceedure, I looked over to the table and saw, the "Chrome Cadillac", twenty-seven of stainless steel hose, with a camera attached. Wanna see my home movies? Then, I went to the Chinese Buffet in Silverdale and stayed until they said, "Yu eat too much buffet... you GO now!" Good Luck, pal- Rico

Posted by: Rico Law at January 12, 2005 11:51 AM

And that extremely potent beverage tastes soooo yummy, doesn't it? I always enjoyed it when my doctor had his cute female college kid intern watching the procedure. Not quite the threesome I had in mind...

Posted by: Estormino at January 13, 2005 07:54 AM
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