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Posted by Michael at October 1, 2004 01:34 PMYou and John Kerry are standing on the stern of a huge oceanliner. John Kerry falls overboard.
YOU SHOULD-
A) Go below and polish your shoes.
B) Wind your wristwatch.
C) Write your Aunt Sadie a quick "Wish-You-Were-Here" postcard.
D) All of the above.
E) Uuuhhh. They Hate Freedom.
Posted by: Joe D. at October 2, 2004 04:25 PM"President Bush said John Kerry is on both sides of every issue. And Kerry replied, 'No, I'm not ... but there is some truth to that.' "
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"John Kerry speaks French fluently. Democrats are saying he's one in a million. A war hero who speaks French, isn't it more like one in a trillion?"