I'm GONNA BE RICH!

Oh MY GOD!

You won't even believe the good luck.

I knew it was only a matter of time before my ship came in, well, my fathful readers, it finally has.

I'm going to be rich.

Yesterday I checked my email I came across this:

Dear Sir,

Do accept my sincere apologies if my mail does not meet your personal
ethics. Let me start by introducing myself as Bill, a staff in the
accounts management section of a Popular lottery establishment here in the
United Kingdom.

One of our winnings of £13,852,529.00 which was announced sometime in
the month of July 2000 with File No: UNL/7587/03, ticket number
47-025458952, serial number 20034 is still floating & yet to be
collected/claimed.

From my investigations and confirmations, the owner of this winning a
foreigner by name Benjamin Walter died in August 2000 and since then
nobody has done anything as regards the claiming of this money because he
has no family members who are aware of the existence of the winning.
Also Information from the National Immigration states that he was also
single on entry into the UK.

I have secretly discussed this matter with the Lottery Coordinator of
our organizations and we have agreed to find a reliable foreign partner
to deal with. We thus propose to do business with you, standing in as
the beneficiary of this winning from the deceased and funds released to
you after due processes have been followed.

This transaction is totally free of risk and troubles as the fund is a
legitimate fund that does not originate from drug, money laundry,
terrorism or any other illegal act. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon on
any of my private contacts as stated below.

Regards,

Bill
Tel: +44 700 598 0207
Fax: +44 700 580 4322
email: igomakm@yehey.com

I'm gonna be RICH! Filthy, stinkin' rich!