After watching my friend suffer through completion of a MONTH of that damned Atkins diet and certainly after watching him enjoy a single day of cheating I have decided that I should write a diet book.
I know, I know, I won't put my picture on the cover.
The book will follow two basic principles:
1. Eat Less
2. Exercize More
I have to figure out how to fill 180 or so pages with the wisdom somehow.
They'll call it a fad, but I'l be rich!
Maybe I'll try it out and see if it works.
Posted by Michael at February 18, 2004 10:56 PMyour diet should include twice chewed beef & fesent joon.
steve
Posted by: steven braverman at February 19, 2004 04:45 AMDon't forget the Lemon "Give my compliemnts to the chef" Rice Soup at Mayflower.
Posted by: Vegas Fat Guy at February 19, 2004 05:38 AMEating less is good, especially if it means eating less Jerquee.
Posted by: Stormin' at February 19, 2004 08:47 AMGreat, when do we start?!?
Posted by: LSF at February 19, 2004 11:26 AMNow include 2 mos worth of a vivarin like pill that will "speed up your metabolism" and charge a ridiculous amount of money for them and wa-la You are filthy rich!! Don't forget about Janma when the dough (pun intended) rolls in.
:)
"Wa-la"? WTF is "wa-la"? Do you mean "Voila"? Sorry, I just can't let that slide. Michael, can we get spell-check???
Posted by: Stormin' at February 23, 2004 11:56 AMstormin' you're a man {i am assuming} after my own heart!!! thank you
Posted by: km at February 27, 2004 09:52 PM