Now let's break that word down by syllables. C'mon. It'll be fun.
NU - CLE - AR
The President of The United States of America. Leader of the Free World.
Nu - Cue - Lar
Nucular.
The President of the United States of America.
Nucular.
I'm disgusted.
And what the hell was that about professional athletes on drugs? Is this a major issue? A key factor in the state of our union?
Stuff must be a lot better than I thought!
American kids getting killed every day overseas? American families struggling to make the mortgage? Unemployment? Mounting deficit? Nucular weapons in the hands of our enemies?
Are you KIDDING ME? We've got ATHLETES RIGHT HERE IN THE GOOD OL' USA SPENDING THEIR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON STEROID INJECTIONS! It's an outrage.
I don't know about you, but George W Bush has MY vote. Finally - Somebody is going to get something DONE about those professional ball players.
I’ll certainly rest more easily tonight knowing that this issue will be swiftly dealt with by the highest office in the land.
Bravo.
Posted by: Demetrius Jenkins at January 21, 2004 02:08 AMOne of my favorite parts had to do with spending a gabillion dollars to help promote abstinence-only "sex-ed" programs in public schools. With an average of 2.5 million pregnant teens under the age of 17 each year, I'd say something ain't working. On the other hand, I had to shake my head at the "democratic response" afterwards. If THAT is the best we can do with our 12 minutes, all is lost.
Posted by: jennifer at January 21, 2004 05:29 AMI have a 9 year old little boy..who plays any sport that has anything to do with moving a ball...would I rather he get a scholarship, play college ball, get a pro contract for 20 MILLION for 5 years, 20 mill even if he sits the bench!with the possibility of steroid pier pressure or...join the armed services, make minimum wage, with the possibility that he might get his HEAD BLOWN OFF by some idiot who thinks Ben Laden is his hero??? HHHMMMMM... Listen up George, I don't need any help teaching my children morals and values....go fix the real problems, like the 3.5 million homeless who can't feed their 1.5 million children... and get this... 300,000 homeless veterans!!!
Posted by: chelle at January 21, 2004 09:30 AMThe Nucular thing drives me nuts too! It's not a word!! NUCLEAR. NU-CLEE-AR..
Breathe.. breathe..
Posted by: Jessica at January 21, 2004 10:26 AMBush keeps trying misdirection, but it's not working. We can't catch Osama? Let's go after Saddam instead. Hell, he's a bad guy, too! We're bogged down in a quagmire in Iraq? Let's go after athletes using steroids! The economy is in the crapper? Let's spend a few bajillion dollars to send someone to Mars! Good thing he's not a doctor: If you saw him for a sore foot, he'd bonk you in the head with a hammer and say "Your foot's not such a big problem anymore , is it?". Let's keep creating bigger and bigger fuck-ups, so we forget the previous one...
Posted by: Stormin' at January 22, 2004 10:28 AMThe best thing about listening to you liberal whiners, is knowing that you'll never even register to vote.
WooHoo, four more years for me!
No Fair!
Daddy said I could play president next!