The Welcome Wagon Lady came today - A small, 60ish, grandmotherly lady with a bag of goodies just for me. I invited her in and her gaze immediately went to a large painting of a nude masturbating woman that was recently given to me.
The Welcome Wagon Lady didn't say anything.
She did, however, go through the bag of CRAP that she handed me and also had herself in a laminated notebook. I can get a free tire rotation at somebody's auto repair or go to church at this place down the street. I should use this chiropractor and if I go to American Express for my financial planning, I get 25.00 off. And a map of Hopkins.
What a Neely. I wanted fresh-baked brownies.
Posted by Michael at January 14, 2004 09:15 PM
Told you you'd end up opening a gate to Hell.
Where did you think Welcome Wagon ladies come from?
C.
"A small, 60ish, grandmotherly ... nude masturbating woman" Gah!!! My eyes!!! AAAIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!
Patch that plaster and get it painted ASAP! And get another coat of poly on those floors, just in case...
Posted by: Stormin' at January 19, 2004 08:22 AMYou always did love my brownies. They're Neelylicious.
Posted by: Can You Hear Me Now? at January 20, 2004 08:57 AM