9:00 in the morning and some polished, slightly short dude with a movie-star plastered on smile, a bad dye job and the crispest white shirt I've ever seen in my life leaps into a small room with 16 pissed off people in it and yells at the top of his lungs:
"GOOD MORNING EVERYONE - HOW ARE YOU?!?!"
A few mumbles are audible from the 16.
"YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT - HOW ABOUT LET'S ALL YELL 'EXCELLENT' - OK - ONE MORE TIME - HOW ARE YOU?"
2 minutes with this guy and I no longer fear hell.
Eight hours and several public humiliations later I'm still alive. Tomorrow I get more of the same and then it's over for another year.
Posted by Michael at October 27, 2003 11:36 PMGuess he doesn't iron shirts with a rock. You need to work for the state. I got an email yesterday saying, "Take vacation time, or else!"
Posted by: Jen at October 28, 2003 08:17 AMEgg square and then this clown in motivator's clothing. You know you're paying in Karma for something. ;)
Posted by: Jerry at October 28, 2003 08:24 AMDon't feel too bad...
He makes about a third of what you do.
You only have to listen.
He's got to do that everyday he goes to work.
Think about that while you are munching your next McGriddle.
Hey Mojo jojo. Hows life in the haunted house?
- Madleinepeach
Posted by: Madeleinepeach at November 21, 2003 04:55 PM