October 14, 2003

Kill Bill - Volume 1

I'll be tempted to Kill Quentin if I ever have to sit through another movie like this. I'll be DAMNED if I shell out another $7.25 to see Volume 2. I can't imagine sitting through another 1 and 1/2 hours of poop. I loved Reservoir Dogs. I loved Pulp Fiction. Hell - I even liked Jackie Brown!

What the hell happened? Where's the funny, clever, snappy dialogue? Where's the story? I got a lot of what seemed like self-indulgent kinda cool-looking, homage-giving, fun-making fight scenes.

Where was the shock value? I got a bunch of Monty Pythonesque severed limbs. It sucked. SUCKED. Perhaps I was expecting too much. Maybe the new Coen Brother's movie will be fun. I sure hope so.

The good news is - It looks like I have a fancy new GAP jacket for the winter! Jesse was nice enough to leave that jacket in my car.

Posted by Michael at October 14, 2003 12:52 AM
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screw you, you better still have my jacket next time I visit!

Posted by: jesco at October 14, 2003 05:16 AM

Jesco!

Have you SEEN Kill Bill yet?

Posted by: Michael at October 14, 2003 10:11 AM

You, my friend, are a great big goon.

Posted by: Kathe at October 14, 2003 06:56 PM

That's what you get for going to see a movie just because it has Uma in it. The ads for the movie even sucked!

Posted by: Jen at October 19, 2003 01:58 PM

Kill Bill Vol. 1 kicked ass. You people are losers.

Posted by: JP at March 18, 2004 04:05 PM

I have read this article very attentievly, but I have no my own idea about it... :((((

Posted by: generic viagra at April 16, 2004 01:20 PM

I personally did not care for the movie too much, being a martial arts movie fan I think the fight scenes were really horrible, and I have seen so much better.

Posted by: Shen at July 27, 2004 06:36 AM
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